Wednesday, February 18, 2009

A Salt Lake City woman used a wedgie and a headlock to pin down a man suspected of breaking into a co-worker's car. She reportedly told authorities that if he's found not guilty, she will toilet paper his house and light a bag of poop on his porch.

An infant boy was married off to his neighbors' dog in eastern India by villagers who said it will stop the groom from being killed by wild animals. Anthropologists reacted by saying the incident gives them paws.