Authorities in New Mexico are searching for answers to why heads and torsos have shown up in medical waste shipments from there. This as millions of Americans wonder how so many asses show up on talk radio every day.
President Obama met today with emergency workers in Massachusetts struggling against disastrous flooding in the state. Controversial Sen. Scott Brown hasn't yet met with the workers, but says he'll do anything he can to help; even give them the shirt off his back.
Lawyers for Michael Jackson's doctor are fighting to keep the California attorney general from suspending his medical license. Conrad Murray faces a manslaughter charge in the pop star's death, but - in his defense - attorneys are quick to remind everyone that he isn't the one responsible for Jackson's removable rubber noses, or the lyrics to "Rock With You."