Jacksonville Jaguars receiver Matt Jones has been kicked off the team over drug issues. Many can sympathize: you really need to be medicated to live in Jacksonville.

Many Texans are up in arms over a bill that would require anyone under 18 years old to get a doctor's note before using a tanning bed and would require a parent be with them in the salon. Opponents point to California, where a note is required if you don't want to begin tanning...as an infant.