The Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board is spending more than $173,000 on training to try to make its 4,000 clerks friendlier. If it's successful, the training will be expanded to include the state's other 12,444,279 residents.

Former NBA player and $yracu$e Univer$ity star Damone Brown is due in a Buffalo courtroom to face a money laundering charge. Fans in Syracuse are shocked that there's actually any money left in Buffalo to launder.

Police with the New Mexico Motor Transportation Division found 1,200 pounds of pot packed in cans labeled as spinach. This could finally explain Popeye's eyes.

The Kansas City Auto Show begins today. It's a way for car buyers to do some low-pressure shopping. As many as 12 people are expected to attend.

The New York Times reports "Europeans Debate Castration of Sex Offenders." They've moved on to this issue after concluding that the economy has already been castrated.