A customer shopping at Wal-Mart in Falmouth, Mass. says he found 10 human teeth Saturday when he unzipped a compartment in a wallet. A Wal-Mart spokesman disputes the claim, saying nobody working in the offshore factory where the wallet was made is old enough to have that many teeth.

...A Wal-Mart spokesman disputes the claim, saying the customer is just trying to put the bite on them.

Authorities report that a Florida woman called 911 three times after McDonald's employees told her they were out of Chicken McNuggets. Police said they could not respond to such frivolous calls...unless donuts were involved.

Amazon on Wednesday unveiled a new iPhone/iPod Touch application that will allow users to read Kindle e-books on the devices. The company expects to attract a new audience of highly tech-savvy geeks who have never actually read a book before...or left their basements...or talked to a girl.

The European Union has ended full-time monitoring of the Microsoft Corporation after years of concerns over anti-competitive practices. The Union wanted to continue monitoring, but their Windows Vista PC just keeps on locking-up.