Today is St. Patrick's Day. It's a day when millions worldwide are green...with envy over their neighbors who still have jobs.

Sprint is promoting its Everything Messaging plan. For $49.99 a month, you're assured easy communication with everyone. Except customer service.

NBC is dropping the "Where in the world is Matt Lauer?" feature. It was most successful in 2007, when the humor segment hid him under the category "Journalist."

UK and US scientists say they have been able to read people's thoughts by using brain scans. Further research will attempt to explain flatline results in all Rush Limbaugh Show listeners.

Cell phone maker Nokia said Tuesday it will lay off 1,700 people worldwide to cut costs. The company boasted that the layoff notices were 27% smaller than last year's.

...When fired employees hit the "Send" button on their phones, a high-resolution touch-screen pointed them to the door.