A new survey says many states are lagging in making public records available online. And here Pennsylvania was so proud of that new pencil sharpener they bought last week.

Police in Arkansas say a woman has been arrested for allegedly slipping some tranquilizers into her boss's coffee because she felt "he needed to chill out." When the boss recovers, he will star in a new reality series on NBC.

...Upon learning of the story, Rush Limbaugh immediately hired a guy to taste all his food before he does.

A California condor has been captured and treated for lead poisoning and gunshot wounds. If it recovers, doctors will order the bird to get the hell out of California.

...the bird has already been offered a recording contract with rap music company Def Jam.

Some experts fear Navy sonar may harm Florida's right whales. A majority of the state's residents say that as long as they can keep working on their tans and get to hair appointments, to heck with the whales.

In a keynote address to the American Council on Education, the president of Ohio State said universities can survive only with radical reform. In response, most undergrads say they don't mind changes, unless it affects their ability to get a hold of some beer on Saturday nights.