Thursday, March 19, 2009

Jaguar and Buick have dethroned Lexus in the new J.D. Power vehicle dependability study. This is a great source of pride to the 17 people who actually own a Buick.

Microsoft will release its new Internet Explorer 8 Web browser on Wednesday at noon, EDT. Dangerous flaws are expected to be discovered by 12:09.

Malibu neighbors are complaining about bad odors from an outdoor toilet at the home of Bob Dylan. And they say, in retrospect, his music really doesn't have such a good fragrance, either.