In the swimsuit edition of Sports Illustrated, model Brooklyn Decker is naked except for a world map painted on her. Suddenly, Syracuse is looking pretty good, after all.

In the swimsuit edition of Sports Illustrated, model Brooklyn Decker is naked except for a world map painted on her. Many Americans previously clueless about geography are expressing a sudden interest in the Netherlands.

Saying "I made a mistake," Republican Sen. Judd Gregg of New Hampshire abruptly withdrew as commerce secretary nominee, citing "irresolvable conflicts" with President Obama's policies. Upon learning of the news, 305 million Americans immediately went back to referring to him as "Senator who??"

A Utah woman listed in the Guinness Book of World Records for her long fingernails has lost them in a car crash. Her nails, which hadn't been cut since 1979, measured a total of more than 28 feet long in 2008, with the longest nail at 2 feet, 11 inches. Upon learning of the woman, sportscasters around the world have stopped referring to close games as "nail-biters."

A Utah woman listed in the Guinness Book of World Records for her long fingernails has lost them in a car crash. Her nails, which hadn't been cut since 1979, measured a total of more than 28 feet long in 2008, with the longest nail at 2 feet, 11 inches. The woman has been featured on episodes of "Guinness Book of World Records," "Ripley's Believe It or Not" and "America's Most Nauseating People."