Customs officers in Brunei arrested two men who tried to smuggle 1,382 cans of contraband beer by boat into the Muslim-majority country. Officials say the snare was easy: the men were too busy giggling and peeing to stand guard.

A Wednesday AP headline reports "Antarctic glaciers slipping swiftly seaward." The story goes on to say that "the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain."

The Nielsen Company says American TV viewing is is at an all time high. It's not like people have a job to go to.

The Nielsen Company says TV viewing is is at an all time high. The average American is watching more than 151 hours per month. When asked to elaborate on their viewing habits, most people surveyed just drooled and mumbled something about money and celebrities.