North and South Korea have agreed to hold their first dialogue in a year. Relations are icy between the north and high-tech South. Initial talks will take place using cell phones that Verizon isn't expected to offer for another 10 years.

Police say a man posing as a waiter collected $186 in cash from diners at two restaurants in New Jersey and walked out with the money in his pocket. Victims admit they should have suspected something was amiss when the waiter didn't say, "Sorry, this ain't my table."

...Donald Trump is expected to offer the waiter an executive position by next Tuesday.

...Washington observers say say the ruse was even more ingenious than what GM and AIG have done.

Action star Jackie Chan said Saturday he's not sure if a free society is a good thing for China and that he's starting to think "we Chinese need to be controlled." American observers agreed and asked for their hot sauce on the side.