The Netherlands will now use full body scanners on passengers headed to the USA. TV execs here are ecstatic, sensing a hot new reality series.

...Even the most liberal among us here in the States reluctantly admit they'd probably want to take a gander at Sarah Palin's scan.

...Mindful of how overweight so many Americans are, scanner operaters in the Netherlands will be provided with free anti-nausea pills when looking at the naked images.